2002-12-11 - 7:47 a.m.
If you read yesterday's entry, you might recall that I wrote a song for Penel called March of the Cheesy Girl. I can't remember the lyrics, so I wrote another one last night about her love for cheese - it goes to the tun of Santa Claus is coming to town.
You better not slice
You better not grate
You better not leave a piece on your plate
Cheesy Claws is coming to town
She loves to eat the Feta
She couldn't miss the Swiss
She knows her Mozzarella
There's no thing her nose would miss
You better not slice
You better not grate
You better not leave a piece on your plate
Cheesy Claws is coming to town
She really loves Havarti
She also likes Colby
At every Christmas party
You will find her eating Brie
You better not slice
You better not grate
You better not leave a piece on your plate
Cheesy Claws is coming to town
She wouldn't pass up Gouda
Or the moldiest of Bleu
And Limburgher is fine with her
'Cos it smells like her breath - PHEW!
Sooooo...You better not slice
You better not grate
You better not leave a piece on your plate
Cheesy Claws is coming to town
song of the day: Cheesy Claws is Comin' To Town - Me penelope fact: She gets confused when I give her 2 Scooby Snacks at once. something queer: Squirrels having recess on my roof!